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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:34 am Post subject: The Micheal Jackson Effect Reply with quote
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 Brief  Note:  I  don't  know  why  I  suddenly  had  the  urge  to  do  this,  but  anyhow..  a  few  years  back  in  speech,  I  originally  came  up  with  this  humorous  story  during  the  time  of  Micheal  Jackson's  trial  that  everyone  seemed  to  like,  and  thought  it  would  be  fun  to  share  it  with  ya  all  as  well,  so  here  is  a  revamped  version  I  made  up  from  what  I  could  recall  from  back  then.  (Did  this  all  last  night  so  don't  hate  me  for  any  mistakes  I  have  made  Razz)  
 
 
 The  Micheal  Jackson  Effect..
 
 Reporter  1:  Hello  all  you  viewers  out  there  tuning  into  our  station  and  welcome  to  the  show!  We're  here  live  today  to  bring  you  an  interesting  insight  of  a  story  you  might  not  want  to  miss..
 
 Reporter  2:  God  damnit  Bob..  What's  soo  damn  good  about  this  story  anyways..  I  mean  look  at  this  thing..  It's  been  like  years  since  Michael  Jackson's  trial..  Why  suddenly  bring  it  up  now  after  all  this  time?
 
 Bob:  Simmer  down  Rob..  And  it  was  only  1  year  ago  to  be  precise..  I  think  you're  just  overracting  alittle  too  much  if  you  ask  me..  Besides,  I  thought  this  might  put  a  few  broad  smiles  on  our  faithful  watchers'  faces..
 
 Rob:  ...  Right,  But  after  this  I  get  to  perform..  (Gets  cut  short)  
 
 (Video  Camera  Footage  Abruptly  Rolls)
 Anonymous  Newscaster:  Live  from  California!  This  is  News  8  and  a  half  bringing  you  todays  top  story!
 
 Newscaster:  Currently  Micheal  Jackson  is  still  facing  trial  over  charges  of  having  suspectedly  molested  a  13-year-old  boy  known  to  have  been  a  cancer  victim.  No  big  surprises  there..  Or  so  it  would  have  seemed..  
 
 Newscaster:  We  now  bring  you  live  to  the  scene  of  the  crime  where  police  officers  are  currently  investigating  in  disbelief  at  what  just  occured.  Deputy  Manhood  has  the  story.  
 (Camera  changes  to  the  nearby  Santa  Maria  Courthouse)
 
 Random  Reporter:  Mr.  Manhood!  Seeing  as  you  were  currently  in  the  coutroom  when  it  happened,  could  you  please  tell  us  what  had  you  soo  baffeled  by  this  event  that  you  couldn't  even  manage  to  bag  the  prize?
 
 Deputy  Manhood:  Err..  What??  Look..  I  was  in  there  just  minding  my  own  business,  on  duty,  when  it  suddenly  took  place..  It  all  happened  way  too  quickly  to  take  control  of  the  situation..  It  had  been  really  stupid  for  us  to  underestimate  the  gravity  of  it  all..  You  see..  While  the  trial  had  gone  underway  for  the  day,  everything  seemed  to  be  in  its  rightful  proper  place,  but  when  it  came  time  to  call  Micheal  to  the  stand,  things  suddenly  went  southward..  Literally..
 
 Another  Reporter:  Just  tell  us  what  happened,  we're  starting  to  run  out  of  room  here  to  write  notes..
 
 Manhood:  *Clears  Throat*  Well..  Umm..  To  be  honest,  before  we  knew  it,  he  was  suddenly  walking  towards  the  doors  of  courtroom,  and  with  that,  everyone  started  to  rise  up  like  some  sort  of  crowd  of  fans  anxiously  awaiting  the  next  big  beat  yet  to  be  played..  Then  it  happened..  Some  old  Michael  Jackson  tune  in  the  background  began  to  play,  and  without  warning,  Jackson  advanced  towards  us.  We  both  tried  in  vain  to  get  a  hold  of  him,  but  everytime  we  got  close,  he  always  seemed  to  break  dance  his  way  through  us  all  entirely  and  was  soon  out  of  the  courthouse  before  we  knew  it..
 
 Random  Reporter:  What  then??  *drooling  on  his  notepad*
 
 Manhood:  We  saw  him  spot  a  nearby  kid  strolling  across  the  sidewalk  on  their  brand  new  little  tricycle  and  without  hesitation,  snached  up  the  three  wheeler  and  began  to  peddle  away..
 
 Some  Reporter:  *Writing  information  down  but  suddenly  stopping*  Uhh..  Wait..  Now  how  are  we  suppose  to  believe  something  like  that  was  able  to  have  escaped  a  bunch  of  professional  cops  like  you?
 
 Manhood:  The  police  outside  were  too  busy  stuffing  their  faces  to  have  realized  what  was  currently  even  taking  place  at  the  time..
 
 Another  Reporter:  I  still  don't  believe  you..
 
 Manhood:  It's  true  I  tell  ya!  One  of  the  camera  men  caught  him  on  the  run  only  minutes  later..  *Holds  up  the  picture*
 
 
   
 *Reporters  Gasp*
 
 Manhood:  Not  only  that,  but  just  before  we  were  able  to  catch  up  to  him,  he  made  a  quick  dive  into  a  nearby  manhole  which  ran  deep  into  the  sewers  underground..  I  don't  know  why,  but  it  kind  of  reminded  me  of  rabbit  hole  mentioned  in  the  Matrix.  I  guess  you  could  say  the  rabbit  hole  really  does  go  really  deep..  After  all,  our  search  teams  were  unsuccessful  in  attempting  to  hunt  him  down..
 
 Short  Midget  Reporter:  Sir!  Do  you  like  drugs?
 
 Manhood:  Err?  What!?!  Who  said  that!
 
 (Camera  Switches  Back  to  Newsroom)
 
 Newscaster:  Ehemm..  Well  there  you  have  it..  Another  interesting  tale  if  at  all  indeed..  However  it  doesn't  exactly  stop  there..  Recent  reports  have  been  gathered  from  all  over  the  bay  area  reporting  sightings  of  the  unmistakeably  familiar  face  of  Micheal  Jackson..  Enough  said  infact  that  recently  a  special  news  bulletin  was  posted  posing  the  new  wanted  photo  for  Jackson's  arrest.  *Photo  is  Displayed*
 
 
 
 Screen  Reads:  If  you  have  as  to  any  clue  of  the  whereabouts  of  Micheal,  please  contact  your  local  sherrif's  department  immediatly  for  details  on  how  to  remain  a  virgin.  (Not  really..)
 
 Newscaster:  *Hand  reaches  for  his  ear*  Wait  a  moment..  This  just  in  folks!  It  would  appear  Micheal  Jackson  has  finally  been  caught....  In  Iraq!  Yes..  as  odd  as  it  seems,  Jackson  was  found  making  his  escape  on  a  personal  airliner  to  the  one  place  he  thought  he  could  be  safe..  For  reasons  I  don't  know  why  exactly..  Perhaps  there's  a  connection?  Maybe  we  shall  all  find  out  in  due  time..
 
 Newscaster:  Currently  Micheal  will  be  spending  a  good  fortune  of  his  time  locked  up  in  a  undisclosed  location  along  with  what  appears  to  be  the  same  exact  location  as  Saddam  Hussein.  Infact  it  has  been  recently  reported  that  the  vacinity  has  been  packed  so  full  with  terrorists  that  Task  Force  121  had  no  other  choice  but  to  bunk  Micheal  with  Saddam.  *Photo  is  Displayed*
 
 
 
 Newscaster:  Until  then..  This  concludes  our  update,  and  remember  folks..  All  your  bases  are  belong  to  us!  *Tv  Set  Blacks  out*


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:39 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect Reply with quote
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 I  dont  get  it.  Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:46 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect Reply with quote
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 Please  don't  tell  me  you're  illiterate,  or  im  going  to  have  to  call  the  board  of  educations  to  come  to  your  doorstep  and  take  you  away..  Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:00 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect Reply with quote
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 what?
 
 I  dont  even  understand  that  either  lol.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:17 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect Reply with quote
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 That's  a  yes  to  that  question  Kikyo  Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:43 pm Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect Reply with quote
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 Lmao  at  the  last  picture!  Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:59 pm Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect Reply with quote
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 ...  i  dont  get  it  either...  is  it  just  saying  that  we  r  punishing  saddam  i  mean  i  dont  get  it  lol.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:20 pm Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect Reply with quote
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 Lol  well  it  was  just  meant  to  be  humorous..  Although  there  are  a  few  puns  I  had  added  in  there  as  well,  such  as  some  subliminal  messages  hinting  how  bad  our  national  security  can  get  sometimes  and  how  the  media  pretty  much  controls  the  people's  influence  entirely.  For  all  you  know,  they  could  be  conjuring  up  lies  just  to  make  things  seem  a  bit  more  interesting,  and  to  keep  viewers  glued  to  their  tv  set.  Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:19 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect Reply with quote
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 what's  happening  with  saddam,  execution??  that  shiznizz  don't  happen  over  here  in  UK  :P
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:16 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect Reply with quote
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 Yeah,  Saddam  is  getting  HUUUUNG.
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 Hehe,  I  enjoyed  it.
 
 Hrm..  don't  expect  much  reaction  from  these  illiterate-no-sense-of-humoured  butt  monkeys.
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 i  see  how  it  is  damien.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:52 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect Reply with quote
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