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The Micheal Jackson Effect

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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:34 am Post subject: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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Brief Note: I don't know why I suddenly had the urge to do this, but anyhow.. a few years back in speech, I originally came up with this humorous story during the time of Micheal Jackson's trial that everyone seemed to like, and thought it would be fun to share it with ya all as well, so here is a revamped version I made up from what I could recall from back then. (Did this all last night so don't hate me for any mistakes I have made Razz

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The Micheal Jackson Effect..

Reporter 1: Hello all you viewers out there tuning into our station and welcome to the show! We're here live today to bring you an interesting insight of a story you might not want to miss..

Reporter 2: God damnit Bob.. What's soo damn good about this story anyways.. I mean look at this thing.. It's been like years since Michael Jackson's trial.. Why suddenly bring it up now after all this time?

Bob: Simmer down Rob.. And it was only 1 year ago to be precise.. I think you're just overracting alittle too much if you ask me.. Besides, I thought this might put a few broad smiles on our faithful watchers' faces..

Rob: ... Right, But after this I get to perform.. (Gets cut short)

(Video Camera Footage Abruptly Rolls)
Anonymous Newscaster: Live from California! This is News 8 and a half bringing you todays top story!

Newscaster: Currently Micheal Jackson is still facing trial over charges of having suspectedly molested a 13-year-old boy known to have been a cancer victim. No big surprises there.. Or so it would have seemed..

Newscaster: We now bring you live to the scene of the crime where police officers are currently investigating in disbelief at what just occured. Deputy Manhood has the story.
(Camera changes to the nearby Santa Maria Courthouse)

Random Reporter: Mr. Manhood! Seeing as you were currently in the coutroom when it happened, could you please tell us what had you soo baffeled by this event that you couldn't even manage to bag the prize?

Deputy Manhood: Err.. What?? Look.. I was in there just minding my own business, on duty, when it suddenly took place.. It all happened way too quickly to take control of the situation.. It had been really stupid for us to underestimate the gravity of it all.. You see.. While the trial had gone underway for the day, everything seemed to be in its rightful proper place, but when it came time to call Micheal to the stand, things suddenly went southward.. Literally..

Another Reporter: Just tell us what happened, we're starting to run out of room here to write notes..

Manhood: *Clears Throat* Well.. Umm.. To be honest, before we knew it, he was suddenly walking towards the doors of courtroom, and with that, everyone started to rise up like some sort of crowd of fans anxiously awaiting the next big beat yet to be played.. Then it happened.. Some old Michael Jackson tune in the background began to play, and without warning, Jackson advanced towards us. We both tried in vain to get a hold of him, but everytime we got close, he always seemed to break dance his way through us all entirely and was soon out of the courthouse before we knew it..

Random Reporter: What then?? *drooling on his notepad*

Manhood: We saw him spot a nearby kid strolling across the sidewalk on their brand new little tricycle and without hesitation, snached up the three wheeler and began to peddle away..

Some Reporter: *Writing information down but suddenly stopping* Uhh.. Wait.. Now how are we suppose to believe something like that was able to have escaped a bunch of professional cops like you?

Manhood: The police outside were too busy stuffing their faces to have realized what was currently even taking place at the time..

Another Reporter: I still don't believe you..

Manhood: It's true I tell ya! One of the camera men caught him on the run only minutes later.. *Holds up the picture*

*Reporters Gasp*

Manhood: Not only that, but just before we were able to catch up to him, he made a quick dive into a nearby manhole which ran deep into the sewers underground.. I don't know why, but it kind of reminded me of rabbit hole mentioned in the Matrix. I guess you could say the rabbit hole really does go really deep.. After all, our search teams were unsuccessful in attempting to hunt him down..

Short Midget Reporter: Sir! Do you like drugs?

Manhood: Err? What!?! Who said that!

(Camera Switches Back to Newsroom)

Newscaster: Ehemm.. Well there you have it.. Another interesting tale if at all indeed.. However it doesn't exactly stop there.. Recent reports have been gathered from all over the bay area reporting sightings of the unmistakeably familiar face of Micheal Jackson.. Enough said infact that recently a special news bulletin was posted posing the new wanted photo for Jackson's arrest. *Photo is Displayed*

Screen Reads: If you have as to any clue of the whereabouts of Micheal, please contact your local sherrif's department immediatly for details on how to remain a virgin. (Not really..)

Newscaster: *Hand reaches for his ear* Wait a moment.. This just in folks! It would appear Micheal Jackson has finally been caught.... In Iraq! Yes.. as odd as it seems, Jackson was found making his escape on a personal airliner to the one place he thought he could be safe.. For reasons I don't know why exactly.. Perhaps there's a connection? Maybe we shall all find out in due time..

Newscaster: Currently Micheal will be spending a good fortune of his time locked up in a undisclosed location along with what appears to be the same exact location as Saddam Hussein. Infact it has been recently reported that the vacinity has been packed so full with terrorists that Task Force 121 had no other choice but to bunk Micheal with Saddam. *Photo is Displayed*

Newscaster: Until then.. This concludes our update, and remember folks.. All your bases are belong to us! *Tv Set Blacks out*

Last edited by K!kyo on Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:54 am; edited 1 time in total

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:39 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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I dont get it. Sad

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:46 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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Please don't tell me you're illiterate, or im going to have to call the board of educations to come to your doorstep and take you away.. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:00 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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what?

I dont even understand that either lol.

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:17 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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That's a yes to that question Kikyo Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:43 pm Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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Lmao at the last picture! Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:59 pm Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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... i dont get it either... is it just saying that we r punishing saddam i mean i dont get it lol.

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:20 pm Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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Lol well it was just meant to be humorous.. Although there are a few puns I had added in there as well, such as some subliminal messages hinting how bad our national security can get sometimes and how the media pretty much controls the people's influence entirely. For all you know, they could be conjuring up lies just to make things seem a bit more interesting, and to keep viewers glued to their tv set. Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:19 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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what's happening with saddam, execution?? that shiznizz don't happen over here in UK :P

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:16 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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Yeah, Saddam is getting HUUUUNG.

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:31 pm Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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Hehe, I enjoyed it.

Hrm.. don't expect much reaction from these illiterate-no-sense-of-humoured butt monkeys.

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:37 pm Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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i see how it is damien.

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:52 am Post subject: Re: The Micheal Jackson Effect

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I might laugh, If I had the time to read it all! Razz

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